27 Funny Christmas Quotes - Funny Christmas Sayings for Gift Tags

Melanie White

"My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge."

Erma Bombeck

"Adults can take a simple holiday for children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name."

Garrison Keillor

"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."

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Wendy Cope

"Christmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup; Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up."

Kin Hubbard

"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."

Andy Borowitz

"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard."

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Will Ferrell, "Elf"

"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

Kin Hubbard

"Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas."

Shirley Temple

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."

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Jerry Seinfeld

“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”

Johnny Carson

"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other."

Larry Wilde

"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."

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Bob Phillips

"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."

Victor Borge

"Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit people only once a year."

Bernard Manning

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."

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Author Unknown

"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first—your money or your feet."

J.K. Rowling

"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."

Maya Angelou

"You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights."

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Melanie White

"Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp."

Winston Spear

“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”

Leah Hall is currently a digital producer and writer for Country Living. She is based in Huntsville, Alabama. 

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